Elimination - Its a process

So yesterday Stitch and I went for a walk around the village first thing in the morning, and even though it was around 8.30am by the time I woke, fed and watered him, the sun was blazing and already turning us into tongue lopping sweaty beasts, but thankfully the concrete was not so hot as to cause any damage.  We strolled past the chained up sentries barking and a hollering sneering as we walked, well it isn't our fault they are chained to walls or boats or railings, they obviously have been very bad sentries or they wouldn't be tied to their posts.... We arrived home and then Stitch was bedded whilst I took myself into town.  

Trust me to decide to shop when all the shops bar Debenhams were closed, must have been a bank holiday or something, so now I will have to go shopping again tomorrow, it's such a chore being me. So I made the best of it and shopped in Debenhams, now usually when I shop there I have to re-mortgage a small dog, or sell an unnecessary child but that is just for clothes, but their food department is quite good for prices, well only really in comparison with the Russian supermarket down near our house that it, I had to promise my beloved would never drink again to get the money together for the limes I purchased their last week, I know it is expensive to purchase simple things in Russia (apparently) but do they have to bring their prices with them when they set up shop elsewhere. To be fair it isn't really a supermarket more an express mart but with very big bottles of wine, I'm sure that's the only reason we go back, oh and it's close by and we are lazy.

Back to Debenhams, vegetables and lotions, potions and washing soap were thrown gaily into my basket forgetting that I then had to carry them to the car, luckily I still had some water at the house or I would have been trailing my arms like a gorilla.

Back up to the house I went and Stitch was very glad to see me, we spent the afternoon sunning ourselves and reading, I did the reading Stitch was reading leaves of grass, snout down back and forth, I have finally figured out why he does this, and why he kind of rolls his neck over the grass too WORMS, yuk let me tell you they don't digest well....

Most people are dominant either one side or the other, with me it's right side, with Stitch it is front right, back right and left front, the amount of times I have been snickering to myself as he topples over because he had his sides muddled, I myself much prefer when he just squats at least I know he won't fall over, but last night on our first business trip I was up the hill, down the hill, he did have a leg lift which resulted in a sit because he fell off his legs again, paying attention when in a precarious position is not his forte, especially when it's dark and there are so many scary noises.........then it was off again to the corner and back, the second walk was up the hill, round to the shop, back through the stadium and to no avail, the third walk I left him off the lead so he chased a cat and still never pooped, I could do no more than put him to bed with a finger wagging telling him it was his own fault if he had to cross his legs all night. 

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